Any lawyer's bill is bad news, but an invoice that starts at "age of consent" research is bound to go from bad to worse. In one month's time?!?!? Wow, Mr. Fox moved fast...
Wait! What about the pipefitter?? Antonetti simply lost the plumbing contract in this whole messy deal? Or did I miss something? Poor Mr Fox - off to prison and $100K in debt. He should have chosen a woman his own age. Tsk!
( Such a clever format for telling a story, Scott. I loved it!)
Ahahahah! My Dutch ancestry shivers... thinking he could have avoided all this if he'd shot her right off the bat! Question: Did Dino take the bride for a whirl on the dance floor?
Any lawyer's bill is bad news, but an invoice that starts at "age of consent" research is bound to go from bad to worse. In one month's time?!?!? Wow, Mr. Fox moved fast...
Receiving this is called adding insult to injury😊
So clever I’m jealous!
Thx! I may or may not have been accused of generating creative/fictitious legal bills in a past life 😊
I am jealous, too. To get such great mileage out of a noir cliché, is genius.
Very kind
Brilliant! So much drama, so many laughs!
Very kind, many thanks, and thx for reading!
Wait! What about the pipefitter?? Antonetti simply lost the plumbing contract in this whole messy deal? Or did I miss something? Poor Mr Fox - off to prison and $100K in debt. He should have chosen a woman his own age. Tsk!
( Such a clever format for telling a story, Scott. I loved it!)
Mr. A. needed to be more careful about where he laid his pipe.
I imagine Antonetti is not a cautious kind of guy. However, as a plumber, I am sure he understands the one basic law of plumbing, shit runs downhill.
(sorry...)
Ha! He lost a nice piece of business leaky old mansion and all but the heart wants what it wants.
sigh...
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" was written by William Shakespeare !
The lawyers are catching more shade than the killer in the comments!😎
Ahahahah! My Dutch ancestry shivers... thinking he could have avoided all this if he'd shot her right off the bat! Question: Did Dino take the bride for a whirl on the dance floor?
Ha. Wouldn’t spring for the whole Rat Pack!
This is great stuff
Thank you!
Very efficient law firm! And cheap, too!
Thx but those are 1959 dollars!!
Still cheap. That would be about 1.1 million dollars now. For all that legal work, a pittance!
Ha thx I guess you are right. In the old days some firms did not itemize but then I’d have no story !!😊
Haha. Damn. Great format, Scott. You packed a lot of story in so few of words and an immensely clever way. Bravo!
Also, I wonder if we don't live too far apart. I'm over in Pennsylvania and I know many of the towns you've called out in Ohio.
Thanks, Nick! I’m in Florida, I remember those towns from the old Drew Carey show!
Ha. That makes sense. I watched that show too.
Thank you for your trust. LOL. Brilliant, Scott.
Thank you for always reading and being so encouraging!
Original, creative, and clever means of storytelling, Scott. And a lot of fun.
Thanks K.C. For reading, kind words of support and restack!
Brill!😆
Thx😎
This is unique. Thank you for sharing
Thank you for reading!
16 years of age, what did he expect. Maybe his plumbing was out of date, so she looked elsewhere to have her pipes cleaned.
Ha exactly! Thank you for finding it and reading!!
My pleasure, Scott. I will be looking every Sunday now.