Guilty as Charged

This week’s new flash fiction is credit card noir.

Guilty as Charged

Regis Bank

Credit Card Statement

Account No: 11000077

Edward Klingman

2235 Battle of the Network Stars Blvd.

Tarzana, CA 30156

Statement Date: December 6, 2025

Payment Due Date: December 20, 2025

Total Amount Due: $4910.87

Minimum Payment Due: $491.09

Date Transaction Amount

11/1/25 Trader Joe’s Supermarket $165

11/1/25 Sal’s Barbershop $35

11/2/25 Melanoma Mel’s Spray Tan $75

11/3/25 Painless Men’sBotox Clinic $125

11/4/25 Midnight Panther Male Enhancement Supplements $99

11/5/25 Tommy Bahama Outlet $89

11/6/25 Tinder Premiere-one year Subscription $175

11/10/25 Al’s Florist $75

11/10/25 Enrico’s HideawayFine Dining $192

11/10/25 Fandango Tickets $36

11/10/25 AMC 12 ScreenConcessions $52

11/10/25 79th Street ParkingGarage $38

11/11/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/12/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/13/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/14/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/15/25 Food Emporium $137

11/15/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/16/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/17/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/18/25 Al’s Florist-Delivery $75

11/19/25 Edible Arrangements $79

11/20/25 Overcoming Rejection-Online Seminar $72

11/20/25 Tinder Membership Services-Cancellation Partial Refund CR$95

11/21/25 The Costume Superstore $68

11/22/25 FarmVet Meds Direct-Horse Tranquilizers $48

11/23/25 Skeleton Keyz CustomLocksmith $32

11/24/25 Union Grove Saw And Knife $105

11/25/25 The Rope Store $45

11/25/25 79th Street Parking Garage $6

11/26/25 1-800-Got-Junk One TimeTrash Pick Up Services $95

11/27/25 JFK Airport Shuttle $75

11/27/25 Starbucks $8.92

11/27/25 Belavia Belarusian Airline-tickets $1300*

11/28/25 Elwood PenitentiaryCommissary $7.95

11/29/25 Tito’s $500-DownBail Bonds $500

11/29/25 Trader Joe’sSupermarket $166

11/30/25 Tinder Membership Services-Reactivation $95

TOTAL $4910.87

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